Twitter Aficionado Pillows

'Jenkins, as a warning, I am unfriending you, But you may still follow me on Twitter'

"Now that was a satisfying tweet!"

"Something has happened to the canary."

"All this sitting and staring at my Twitter account is making me hungry!"

Elon Musk's Twitter Bid

"If you have a lot of complaints you have to prioritise... Always start with the ones who have the largest number of Twitter followers."

Underrated tweet

Donald Trump.

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

King Trump on his Twitter Throne

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

'Personally, class, I think we've overdone this relativity thing.'

Delusional paranoia and a Twitter account don't always go well together...

*Feels depressed about Twitter*

Tweet and Retweet were sitting on a fence. Who was left? Tweet fell off. Tweet fell off. Tweet fell off. Tweet fell off.

Stop yelling at me. I just wanted to say I like your tweets. My what? Your Twitter stream is hilarious. Never admit ignorance. Well I suppose that's nice of you to say. Which tweet did you most like? The constipation tweet was genius. What the @#$%@* are you talking about?!

Trick or tweet! Tweet something complimentary about us or suffer the consequences!

"He's rebreanded himself."

'If you can't say anything nice, say it on Twitter.'

Cold Turkey.

Donald J. Trump's: The Birds

Commander-in-Tweet

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born