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"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'All this internet trading has caused you to neglect your children!' 'What children?'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'It's internet addiction, doctor. We have him hooked up to a USB.'

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

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'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

Broadband is Near

"Alright, let's Google those symptoms and see what we come up with."

'The writing that used to be on the wall is on the internet now.'

"No, the answer to the word problem isn't 'Google it.'"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I don't know how to make it any clearer...all I know is, my modem won't talk to your modem, unless your modem apologises.'

'I'm here for only a few hours, since most of my business is now on-line.'

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'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

'He claims to have the best wi-fi hot spots in the whole of the town.'

"Of course, it's a knockoff. What did you expect from something you got off Greg's List?"

Predicting Hominid Behavior 101.

Wifi Peacock

'What - no wireless lan and no cable TV? No wonder there's not a single positive judgement about this place on the internet!'

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'Got him... got him... got him... need him...'

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

'Halt! User name and password.'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'How long have you been on Facebook?'

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Danger sign, confusing the phone bill with the internet bill.