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"She'll get the kids, but I'll get our page on the internet."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Smartphone Sonogram

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

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