Web Design Aficionados Pillows

Internet Shopping is Not What it Was

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'We've re-branded.'

Smartphone Sonogram

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Computer books for dummies.

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Spider watching his web cam.

Tank color choices.

"- And if you want to see the rest of my family you can check us out at www.ducks.com!"

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'Website still under construction'