Web Designer Fan Pillows

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'We've re-branded.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Sign Reform

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

allovertheplace.com

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

Wifi Peacock

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"- And if you want to see the rest of my family you can check us out at www.ducks.com!"

Computer books for dummies.

Spider watching his web cam.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

Rodin, the surfer.

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Mom and Pop-Ups"

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.