Web Developer Fan Pillows

'for more obit info, go to...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'We've re-branded.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Page not found...

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."