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'for more obit info, go to...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

CEO with SEO

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Friday

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'We've re-branded.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Page not found...

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.