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Silicon Vale

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Alan Turing

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

He crash tests software.

This Amount of Computer Code

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

Zero Tolerance