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'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Baby Screen Time

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

School of Baristas

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

He crash tests software.

Computer College Graduation.

Alan Turing

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"