Coding Aficionados Gifts

'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Baby Screen Time

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Silicon Vale

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

School of Baristas

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Alan Turing

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

Home Business - Accounting Software.

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