Java Aficionados Gifts

School of Baristas

Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You've had enough!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Sermon on the Grounds...

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

This coffee can keep you up

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

The boss and her baby

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"