Java Lover Gifts

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

"I do love a good cup of coffee."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"