Java Lover Gifts

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

"I do love a good cup of coffee."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."