Jar Lover Gifts

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Living with a cataholic.

Preserved

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Dessert

Traffic Jam

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Tarzan'

Arrow Church

Fifty Gallon Head.

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

'That's the office joker.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

Irish Jig Saws

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"