Jar Lover Pillows

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Living with a cataholic.

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Preserved

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Dessert

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Traffic Jam

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Tarzan'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Arrow Church

Fifty Gallon Head.

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'That's the office joker.'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."

'Do you think we ought to?'