Jar Collector Pillows

'Why on earth would anyone want to butter a peanut?'

Traffic Jam

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'What are you in for?'

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Grace For Flies

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Motorist's Swear Box

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

The traveling Yard Sale.

Preserving space heritage.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Go Britain!

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'