Jar Collector Mugs

'Why on earth would anyone want to butter a peanut?'

Traffic Jam

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'What are you in for?'

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Grace For Flies

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Utility Chic.

'Sorry'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Motorist's Swear Box

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Preserving space heritage.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'