Jar Collectors Mugs

Jar Jar Binx in a jar.

"Sergio, are we having money problems?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Wilfried Zaha

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Traffic Jam

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Motorist's Swear Box

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Luka Modric

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Preserving space heritage.

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!

Who said I had to wear the jersey of my favorite player? Kershaw 22. Hot dog vendor.

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"It looks like your private pension isn't going to yield as much as we originally anticipated...I'm afraid you'll have to go on collecting nuts for years."

'When is that kid going to get off that cover? Between us squirrels, I've got all my nuts stashed in there.'

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'