Jar Collectors Mugs

"Sergio, are we having money problems?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Wilfried Zaha

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Traffic Jam

Motorist's Swear Box

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Preserving space heritage.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"It looks like your private pension isn't going to yield as much as we originally anticipated...I'm afraid you'll have to go on collecting nuts for years."

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'When is that kid going to get off that cover? Between us squirrels, I've got all my nuts stashed in there.'

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

TWO GUYS AND A ROCK