Mason Jar Collector Pillows

Preserving space heritage.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Utility Chic.

"Another round?"

'He's been shot!'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Traffic Jam

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Motorist's Swear Box

Billy strip: bed pan.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar