Cookie Jar Collector Pillows

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'He got a hole in one today.'

A complimentary biscuit

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Traffic Jam

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Motorist's Swear Box

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Preserving space heritage.

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

Change in imminent

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

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