Cookie Jar Guardian Pillows

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Things that go beep in the night.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Computer Crimes

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Bricklayers in goal.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Football Thinker

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"I could never go wireless."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Internet Privacy

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

Goalie.

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

A goalie

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000