Cookie Jar Guardian Pillows

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Computer Crimes

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Bricklayers in goal.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Football Thinker

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"I could never go wireless."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

Internet Privacy

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

Goalie.

A goalie

Art Gallery - Comics.

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."