Cookie Jar Raider Pillows

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

What they're thinking.

Santa's Nightmares

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"Weed cookies"

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

"Dear Santa, The cookies were made with laxatives. If you give me the bike I want, I'll give you the key to the bathroom door. Love, Jimmy."

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

Cookie Does

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

I heard you were giving out free red-white-and-blue cookies for Election Day. That was last week. I know. But you didn't specify it was for the presidential election. They're voting today for hall monitor at Octavia Butler Elementary School in Pasadena. Technically, that means it's "Election Day." Cookie me now, cookie boy, or I sue for false advertising. Get out.

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."