Cookie Jar Raider Pillows

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

What they're thinking.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Santa's Nightmares

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"Weed cookies"

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

Cookie Does

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"