Cookie Crusader Pillows

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"Sir, – May I share with you the benefits of accepting all cookies?"

"Weed cookies"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Wait till he finds out I'm lactose intolerant!"

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'Delicious Girl Guides and cookies too!'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Ninja bread men"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A dog at the bakery.

'The roof needs icing.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dogs and Cake

Food Pyramid

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

What they're thinking.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

Santa's Nightmares

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.