Cookie Chaser Pillows

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Ninja bread men"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The Running of the Brie

Running Latte

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

A complimentary biscuit

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Sandwich snob.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Next Coffee Shop 4M

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"I'm back for my booster."

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

"Weed cookies"

Motivation

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.