Chocolate Chip Chaser Pillows

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

The Running of the Brie

Letter writing lady.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tango

Sandwich snob.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Winery tours.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Motivation

Ice cream van

Cupid

The British Society of Campanology...

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"....and look."