Chocolate Chip Chaser Pillows

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

The Running of the Brie

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Letter writing lady.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tango

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Sandwich snob.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

Winery tours.

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

The British Society of Campanology...

Cupid

Motivation

Ice cream van

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"....and look."