Chips Chaser Pillows

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Little league world series of poker.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

The Running of the Brie

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Ornithologist

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Sandwich snob.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

The British Society of Campanology...

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'