Chirp Chaser Pillows

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Ornithologist

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Squirrel on the beach

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Letter writing lady.

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'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Tango

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cupid

Mr. Winter blast returns.

The British Society of Campanology...

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'