Chirp Chaser Gifts

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Ornithologist

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Squirrel on the beach

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'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Letter writing lady.

Chris Froome

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Tango

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Cupid

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

The British Society of Campanology...

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."