Cliffhanger Chaser Gifts

Did we end last week with an awesome, startling cliffhanger, or what? I mean, there you dear reader were, thinking what incredible revelation is forthcoming? How could you hint that Sadie Cohen, resident irascible octogenarian, has a dark secret, and then just break for the weekend? And yet … despite the fact that we esteemed and handsome cartoonists taunted you with such a remarkable tease, such a breakthrough narrative moment, we have not been inundated with cards and letters begging for the t

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Adventures of God

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Letter writing lady.

Tango

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Ornithologist

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Cupid

Did You Make A Will?

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"Wear a helmet."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"