Cliffhanger Devotee Gifts

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Lemmings and Ralph

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

“Mom, can you come get me?”

Did You Make A Will?

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

The Dog Botherer.

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"Wear a helmet."

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'