Cliffhanger Fans Gifts

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Children's Parties

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Rock Climber

The Adventures of God

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Bad times to sneeze

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Clown Delivering Babies.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'What went particularly well?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Weather forecast

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."