Cliff-hanger Tech Fan Gifts

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

Lemmings and Ralph

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

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