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'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"First gig in a while?"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

Lemmings and Ralph

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."