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'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Rock Climber

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

Stephen King

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

The cinema of the Absurd.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

The 39 Steps

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Did You Make A Will?

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."