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"Wear a helmet."

"I guess you can stop weeding now."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"Oh-oh. Can't find my phone - try calling me."

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Adventures of God

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Lemmings and Ralph

Bird watching in Bolivia

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

“Mom, can you come get me?”