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Albert & Myra - The End Story

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You know too much,'

The one that got away

The Adventures of God

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Rock Climber

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Crime in bookshop

Bad times to sneeze

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Lemmings and Ralph

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

I don't trust that guy.

Murder/Mystery

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'