Cliffhanger Seeker Pillows

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The one that got away

'You know too much,'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Rock Climber

The Adventures of God

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

Crime in bookshop

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

The Horror Film Director.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

I don't trust that guy.

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Murder/Mystery

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'