Cliffhanger Lover Pillows

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Suddenly the Penny Dropped

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Cave Diver

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rock Climber

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Milkin' Impossible

Bad times to sneeze

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Lemmings and Ralph

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Did You Make A Will?

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"