Cliffhanger Lover Pillows

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Suddenly the Penny Dropped

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Cave Diver

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

Milkin' Impossible

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"Wear a helmet."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

Did You Make A Will?

Spies surround a man at his office desk

“Mom, can you come get me?”