Cliffhanger Chaser Pillows

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Adventures of God

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Letter writing lady.

Ornithologist

Tango

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

Did You Make A Will?

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Cupid

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"Wear a helmet."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

“Mom, can you come get me?”