Cliffhanger Devotee Pillows

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Adventures of God

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"Wear a helmet."

Did You Make A Will?

The Dog Botherer.

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'