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Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Rock Climber

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Bird watching in Bolivia

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"Wear a helmet."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."