Cliffhanger Junkie Gifts

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

The cinema of the Absurd.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"Wear a helmet."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

Did You Make A Will?

“Mom, can you come get me?”