Cliffhanger Aficionado Gifts

Scenic Look OUT!!

Did You Make A Will?

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dog lover

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Headshot of perky dog.

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Lemmings and Ralph

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Why are you people following me?'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'