Cliff Hanger Enthusiast Gifts

Cliff hopscotch

"This just came on the market!"

The Adventures of God

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Rock Climber

On the brink.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Bird watching in Bolivia

Lemmings and Ralph

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

Everest summit queue...

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"Wear a helmet."

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Did You Make A Will?

“Mom, can you come get me?”