Cliff Hanger Gifts

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Rock Climber

'DROP THE ROCK!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

Bad times to sneeze

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

On the brink.

The Adventures of God

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

Bird watching in Bolivia

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

“Mom, can you come get me?”