Cliffhanger Fan Gifts

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

Mountain Goat Chewing Through Rope.

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'For gosh sake, let go so I can let go!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Rock Climber

The Adventures of God

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Lemmings and Ralph

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"Wear a helmet."

Did You Make A Will?

Ladder in a lift shard.

“Mom, can you come get me?”