Cliffhanger Fanatic Gifts

Lemmings and Ralph

"We know something you don't, and you'll have to wait until 11 PM to find out!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

A skip full of fools.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

Funny Farm

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

The Filibuster.

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"Was it hard becoming a clown?"

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Juggling percentages.

"This isn't really helping."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

"Are you sure that when she flounced out, shouting 'size does matter', she was referring to your feet?"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."