Cliffhanger Comedian Gifts

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

The Adventures of God

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Lemmings and Ralph

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Did You Make A Will?

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"Wear a helmet."

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

“Mom, can you come get me?”

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!