Cliffhanger Comedian Pillows

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

The Adventures of God

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Lemmings and Ralph

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"Wear a helmet."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Did You Make A Will?

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Suddenly the Penny Dropped

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'