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"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Rock Climber

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Bad times to sneeze

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'What went particularly well?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Weather forecast

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Lemmings and Ralph

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"They've always scared the hell out of me."