Crisp Chaser Gifts

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Letter writing lady.

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Chris Froome

Prosecco

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tango

Windmill

Ornithologist

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Man on motorbike.

Birth of Darth Vader

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'He's training for a career in law.'

Ice Fishing

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Where the wild things went."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Airplane VS Paper Airplane